Satire | Al Boyle Writes

As a diehard, lifelong New York Yankees fan, I just had to write some satirical articles for The Heckler:

Stanton sprains thumbs removing facemask, to be assigned mask ‘caddy’

Frustrated by power outage, A-Rod asks Yankees to move fences closer

Posada training with Yogi Berra to prepare for ceremonial first pitch

A-Rod dusted by Pettitte after monster home run in batting practice

Joba questioned after empty boxes found in Rafael Soriano’s home

Yankees ‘passed the hat’ to ensure Burnett’s trade to the Pirates

Steinbrenner sends his team unused 2011 Yankees World Series tickets

Montero refuses trade to Seattle, joins Peace Corps instead

Chavez plunked in Wiffle ball, Spring Training in jeopardy

Yankees deal Feliciano to A’s for office supplies

Posada taking grounders, expects to start as ball boy along first base line

Inspired by bobblehead, A.J. Burnett to unveil new delivery in Spring Training

Swisher vows to hit his weight again next post-season, quietly adopts strict diet

Yanks sign Pavano to two-year stint on DL